Angry Facebooking

The act of posting status updates in an angry state of mind. Normally about how other people "annoy" or "piss me off" and is generally bothersome to other people who may read, though other people may just jump in behind them.

Person A: ARGHGGH person C makes me SSOOOOOOO ANGREHHH! blargh!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!eleven!!!

Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE

Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...

by smooth-operator December 15, 2010

facebook phase

A Facebook profile that is loaded with a picture timeline of someone's changes of styles, hair or face

Guy 1:Damn ,Bryan when through a bad Facebook phase during high school
Guy 2:So I've heard

by SafeHavenThug February 12, 2014

Nasty Facebook

Any one persons facebook book page that is filled with a plethora of statuses relating to hating or fighting with their significant other, updating way too much or just plain crazy.

Dude, that chick is hot, but she's got one nasty facebook.

by Bleezy009 August 2, 2009

Facebook Muscles

(n) When someone says stuff on their wall, others wall, and or private message that they would never say in person.
(v) The act of messaging or posting on a wall, that would never be said in person.

(adj) ex: The guy hit on a girl by posting how hot she is on her photo in facebook, but when they got together he coward away. "Man that guy has facebook muscles".

by usmcvince January 18, 2012

Facebook Notice

When someone says they re going to quit or they have quit their job. wether or not they have actually quit, or given their notice. Could be used to seek attention or for financial gain.

John must be looking for a raise cause he just gave his Facebook Notice.

by Bonescrub October 6, 2009

facebook machine

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook

guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that

by totaditopjk June 10, 2015

Face to Facebook

Face to Facebook is when you don't have time to call or get together in person with friends or business contacts, but you still want them to feel special, so you write on their wall.

Hey no big deal. I wish I had time for a face to face meeting too but I am so slammed that I can't make it until late next week. We can Face to Facebook until our lives calm down a bit. If you need immediate attention, you can always go primitive and I'll pick up.

by pinball queen September 7, 2009