MY DEAD DOG !

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !

trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !

by michael foolsley March 30, 2022

Dead end dick

Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.

I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..

by Darkraven86 April 5, 2020

Dead Jew Village

A group of people of the Jewish religion, that are dead in their village. They were most likely gased or burnt like their past relatives.

No, not another Dead Jew Village.

by alhdjlhajhd July 30, 2016

Pulling on a dead man

When you smoke a cigarette or a joint and there is no more fire and you get nothing out of the cigarette/joint.

"Dude, you're pulling on a dead man"
"Ah shit, lemme grab my lighter"

by Nounours October 2, 2011

Part Way Dead

When you unknowingly smoke laced marijuana and and you're unable to walk for 1-3 days

Me: are you ok?

Her: no I'm part way dead from that party last night

by Jakeeeeeeeeee August 4, 2014

On yo dead grandma

A term used in a aggressive manner to display your passion in the truth of what you are saying or doing. It is a very escalated version of on my grandma. Not only is it on a grandma, it is yours...and she's dead. (currently or predestined)

dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.

dinkle: *cries* you right.

by KevOnGod May 3, 2021

DIS (DEAD IN SPACE)

When lingering, boring conversation is met with silence!!!

Dude: So I was trending Brittany Spears...and did you know she...

Group: Rolls eyes and wtf's

Friend: Dude, that was so..DIS (Dead In Space)

by BMAC This is me ! October 18, 2012