Simon's Dad

The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.

Your dad is such a Simon's Dad

by 9pixel April 25, 2022

Dad

That one guy who likes to leave me and my family

Child:Wheres dad?
Mom:He left

by Damo The MadLad February 20, 2020

Dad

A "Dad" is someone who loves there children.

I love you "Dad"
Your the best "Dad" ever.

by Dad's_Are_The_Best_Person_In_T November 23, 2020

Sean's Dad

A man so fucking hot that you would immediately start cumming as soon as you hear the slightest mention of his name. His favorite position is taking backshots.

John: "You wanna know what's wet and sticky?"
Sean: "I swear to fucking God if you say my dad."
John" Yeah, it's Sean's Dad."

by Jonnieboy57 May 12, 2024

Your Dad

A "Your Mom" type insult typically used referring to someone's father going to get milk and never coming back.

Your dad is my favorite fictional character. He's fictional because he went to get milk 7 years ago and hasn't come back.

by KitTheDimwit February 2, 2022

Hoe with no dad

Karlie is a very bad daughter so there for her dad slipped just like my finger is doing rn typing this

Have you see. the “hoe with no dad”?

otha nikka: who
me: the mcdonald’s worker that does the fries

by biglord99 December 30, 2021

your dad

a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk

your dad is a fictional character

by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022