Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

Sitting Shower

The action of when your legs are simply to tired to stand but you want to take a shower. So instead of a regular shower you lay your items of body soap and hair products on the floor of ur bath, turn the shower on, and sit untill you’ve finished washing yourself.

“Hey, you going to take a shower”.
“Nah, I think I’ll just take a sitting shower”.

by 707 lololol June 18, 2019

Gold shower

When a fat black women pisses on u with consent

Uhhhhhhh gold shower rq

by YeNAAAAA October 11, 2023

upstairs downstairs shower

When you take a shower but only have time to soap up your armpits and underwear areas.

I was running late for work so I only had time for an upstairs downstairs shower.

by Whitetigr March 25, 2023

Shower Epiphany

When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.

Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!

by GeniousForTheSoap March 14, 2020

sprinkle shower

When you have sex for the third time in one night and hardly produce alot of cum on her belly anymore.

"Man felt so good when I blew that huge load on your stomach, Carla."

"Pft! Are you serious right now Bart? That wasn't even a load that was just a little sprinkle shower, your brother Roger , now he blows some huge loads!"

by Rossy kielbasi January 6, 2017

For shower

If you are overswagged, instead of "for shure" you say "for shower"

+ do ya have weed
- for shower dude!

by Richfetus🦍 June 16, 2019