Mike

Mike is a talented person who is absolutely amazing like how. He might sing and play volleyball but his best talent is making you smile.

Omg Mike is super awesome!

by MIntcredible February 9, 2019

mike

you are weird. from tanna :)

mike is weird

by poop III August 3, 2020

Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but always makes you laugh

Mike is dispraxic but cool

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

Cuckhold Mike

A person who is never in the wrong. He rejects any kind of help and sees it as threatening, and then lashes out. The only emotion he shows is to say that it is not his fault because...Masks his own insecurities in calling other people sensitive.

Dude, Cuckhold Mike stripped out four screws today and said it wasn't his fault because the Earth's axis was in movement.

by Eastcoastslide July 16, 2025

Chinese Mike

A Mexican friend of Danny Brown.

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.

by killgvr January 17, 2024

Mike OxTie-Knee

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"

puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.

by ComputerLover December 23, 2023

Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.

Oh theres that bitch Mike

by Vertxツ January 21, 2020