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Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023
mugGet the Goldilocks Burnmug.

burning a greenhouse

making someone think you killed the girl they like when really the only crime you committed was being sexy af
Just told this dumbass I’m burning a greenhouse lol
by Pp_yes September 14, 2021
mugGet the burning a greenhousemug.

kentucky mud burn

I had Copenhagen in and I gave her a Kentucky mud burn.
by Kamdaman98 April 14, 2017
mugGet the kentucky mud burnmug.

slash-and-burn editor

A wiki editor who deletes or removes content instead of fixing, improving, rewording, or sourcing it. Someone whose main mission is (or appears to be) to remove instead of contribute.
A slash-and-burn editor just deleted that paragraph instead of fixing it!
by Anty Matter November 7, 2015
mugGet the slash-and-burn editormug.

Burn

You want a burn I've got a 50 gramer

Or

Roll me a burn
by J-man99 September 23, 2016
mugGet the Burnmug.

burned plow

"You're walking funny, is everything ok?"
"Yea man, I just got some burned plow."
by Mellie500 September 15, 2020
mugGet the burned plowmug.

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