An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. 
raging cunt with a ton of friends
shaped liked a D1 linebacker but has a raging eating disorder
also has a dead best friend
shaped liked a D1 linebacker but has a raging eating disorder
also has a dead best friend
by mamammamamamammamma January 25, 2023
Get the Taylormug. by Gangsta gangsta November 21, 2021
Get the Taylormug. “that is so taylor-gage”
by snazzycat March 26, 2022
Get the taylor-gagemug. by stfu_ly January 25, 2022
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. "Did you see when taylor beat the shit out of that dude?"
Me: "yeah #manbeatertingz"
"She also cheated on her boyfriend, and then when he put his hand on a girls thigh that's when Taylor went sicko mode"
Me: "yeah #manbeatertingz"
"She also cheated on her boyfriend, and then when he put his hand on a girls thigh that's when Taylor went sicko mode"
by ali snyder October 23, 2019
Get the Taylormug.