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Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra
I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise
by Garzipan August 11, 2016
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Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.
I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
by eddsned September 9, 2016
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The Tyrer Vesser Surprise

The act of taking multiple bananas ( at least 3) and shoving them in your Anusara while staring at your front door hoping it will burst into flames.
I can't believe my ass doesn't hurt after After doing the Tyrer Vesser Surprise.
by Apples14567 November 11, 2016
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upside down double swank surpreme

The act of someone on a trapeze by their feet jerking off two men
I did an upside down double swank surpreme to bill and John yesterday
by Shabongoman111 November 17, 2016
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birthday balloon surprise

The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,
"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"

"Pop"went the balloon.

"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016
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This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
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easter bunny surprise

When the Easter bunny shits out egg full of poop and covered in poop. Happy Easter.
by Baller7264RN May 27, 2017
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