sacramento space suit

When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.

Dear God did you smell that guy, he's rocking a Sacramento space suit.

by jdazza30 October 25, 2014

Space Top

The very best feeling in the world, only given by the most hydrated of thots. The first of mankind to receive such an honor would be the big man himself Joe Urban. space top is not within description the closest you can get it 2 words. Joseph Urban.

"Man i wish i could get me some space top."
*gets slapped*
Person that actually has a brain: " Are you fucking stupid? Only one man ever can achieve that, Joe."

by WannabeJoeU1day December 10, 2019

blasting outer space rocket

Adj: someone who is too stupid to know the correct use of the "Urban Dictionary"

Oh wait!

Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!

Hey Billy what are you looking at!

Billy: The urban doc dictionary!

What word?

Billy: Blasting outer space rocket

by Noxipoo420 April 4, 2017

Space Gin

A gin & tonic beverage consumed on an aeroplane

I had 2 space gins on the flight from London

by Naomonster June 7, 2022

space lemon

A person who daydreams at work, but the boss, for some reason, doesn't seem to care

Hey you, you space lemon, spring has sprung. Get up and go back to work.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2017

Space wayfarer

Sci-fi. Humorous. Like Doctor Who. Job type. A person who uses rockets to get from solar system to solar system to communicate with planets about what they need to know. A person's entire livelihood is serving an area of solar systems.

The "Space wayfarer" Chris was traveling through space being an overlord to planetary systems, but an underling to the galactic emperor. A space wayfarer has the role of advancing planets in critical development.

by TrueBlueHue1 October 20, 2023

Space Whale Aesop

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name

Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024