hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 04, 2009

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Sausage print

The printing of a penis in a pair of pants.

Becky: "damn, did you see his huge sausage print? I would love to unwrap that!"

by TallTin September 10, 2017

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Sausage twist

When ones gentlemen sausage is twisted by hand in a sexual way to cause arousal and more.

George gave Owen a massive sausage twist and he screamed in agony as he came everywhere.

by SickoBamba069 November 17, 2023

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montana sausage grind

2 guys rubbing their cocks together through a pair of jeans

Me and jake montana sausage grinded last night

by fortnitestroker76 June 06, 2025

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Montana Sausage Grind

The act of a man covering his penis in honey and gravel then grinding it against another man's penis, absolutely annihilating both parties' private parts.

Man 1: "Dude, do you wanna try the Montana Sausage Grind tonight?"
Man 2: "Oh hell yeah! Lemme grab the honey."

by notinvis June 07, 2025

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