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matt ryan-itus

A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.
Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.
by Necrozma Beam December 19, 2022
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Ryan Catholic College

A shithole school where nepotism runs rampant. The children of the teacher's will always win all the awards and get away with breaking the rules and being little shits - like fucking westons. David the old principal was a total dickhead. Will punish you for dumb shit like not wearing a hat but will not care if you get bullied or beaten up or something serious happens. Has homophobic teachers and Karen teachers that are annoying like that vegan teacher.
Walter: Wow have you heard about Ryan Catholic College
Jesse: Fuck those dogs
by Kid Named Finger7 April 17, 2023
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the zach ryan effect

when you meet someone and they immediately develop something in the back of their mind that thinks you are hot. they will also never forget about you this way
oh yeah i met zach ryan the other day and now the zach ryan effect is taking over my head
by zacherthehacker March 13, 2022
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RYAN DELACY SCOTT

A guy that changed my life forever, my first love, the best and nicest most genuine caring man I've ever know. I love him with all my heart. his contagious smile always makes my day so much better, and his hugs and kisses make me feel like the only girl in the world. I love you ry
RYAN DELACY SCOTT: I love you
me: I love you more
Ryan: impossible
by reeyannnn November 22, 2022
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Ryan Lotz of cock

A dude with a long schlong, often found in areas with a variety of cars
Wow, that is one Ryan Lotz of cock
by Ophoia July 22, 2021
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ryan palmer tucker

Gay Ass Bitch Who Should Just Kill himself.
Girl 1) is that a mop next to a locker.)
Girl 2) no that's just ryan palmer tucker.)
by Plskskdjdjj May 11, 2018
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Libby Ryan Ehrhardt

1 in 8 billion. There is nothing else like her in the entirety of this mortal coil. She is kind, caring, loving, beautiful, elegant, and compassionate. A living personafication of pre-pandoraian times. Amazingly so she is able to make old angels weep with a glance. Some have even made the comparison to her as a hummingbird or a peach rose billowing in the wind. Idk she kinda cool I guess. Highly recommened getting a Elizabeth(Libby) Ryan Ehrhardt tho. 10/10 fs
"im dating her!!"- (unknown)
"really she bad as fuck"-(josh gariby)
Libby Ryan Ehrhardt
by personanan February 19, 2022
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