Kenny: whats good?
Patrice: nothin man, you?
Kenny: same shit. yo, remember that chick that i tapped about a month ago that had the mercury poisoning?
Patrice: yeah, why?
Kenny: well she gave me a footjob today, so i gave that bitch a russian pedicure
A crappy throw, toss, etc., where the person tossing the object misjudges the throw and completely misses the intended recipient, target, etc.
Lorenzo: "T-Bone, toss me a can of beer!"
T-Bone: "Here ya go!" (Throws beer 3 feet to the left of Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: "Dude, that was an Underhanded Mustard Russian if I've ever seen one!!!!! Now the beer is ruined!"