The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.

Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.

by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

max russian

the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis

hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis

by XxtruchbulexX June 18, 2018

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Russian edging

When your committing the act of edging think of your dad and try not to bust a huge load

Woah, did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake!

by SaggyNuts March 28, 2024

Russian reset

The action of unintentionally dropping a combo, only to hit the opponent with a raw super immediately afterwards.

"I ended up doing a Russian reset when I accidentally dropped my combo, but hit the opponent with a raw super because they tried to mash out."

by Googeriah August 5, 2021