pizza

A gift from the heavens. A truly excellent meal that goes well with toopings. Served with sauce, cheese, and sometimes pepperonis. Many people like to eat this meal when there's nothing else to eat or they're just lazy to make a sandwich. Praise the Lord for bestowing this gift upon us!

<Guy1> Man, I'm hungry.
<Guy2> Make yourself a sandwich then.
<Guy1> But I'm too lazy...
<Guy2> FIne, I'll order some pizza.
<Guy1> FUCK YEAH!

by CookieDude582 June 25, 2016

Pizza Jerk

A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.

Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"

PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"

by EnthusiasticElder June 19, 2016

pizza puffing

Pizza puffs are a Chicago delicacy. A tortilla like pizza dough is smothered with Mozzarella Cheese and pizza sauce laced with crumbled Italian sausage. It is then wrapped into a rectangular shape and deep fried.

"I was going to pick up a puff and a beef sandwich, once around the pool, when I realized that I'd be in full recline. I bought another puff instead and went full-on pizza puffing during the game.

by Silver Rush May 23, 2016

Pizza Royale

A wild free-for-all to eat all the leftover pizza in the fridge before anyone else can

I was stuffed after eating those five slices of leftover pizza, but it was worth it to win the Pizza Royale.

by sweet_rolls May 26, 2016

Pizza Movie

A cinematic film that the audience is able to turn off once they've had their fill of pizza.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop is the ultimate pizza movie.

by the1whoknow July 19, 2016

Pizza Faded

When you eat so much Dominoes pizza you get high.

Damn boy that double cheese Dominoes got me Pizza faded, my shit is slumped.

by BowssDowgg001 September 30, 2016

pizza grease

Pizza grease is the various bodily fluids that accumulate in the folds and creases of the nether regions, eventually staining the bedsheets during and especially after sexual intercourse. See also quim or, as read in Achewood, "dunk oil."

I need to do a load of laundry; I don't know if I'm depressed or just lazy, but I've been sleeping in pizza grease for days.

by Boswell's Johnson December 7, 2016