pulling the pork

Another term for masturbating.. Pulling the pork.

Hey what's that guy doing? Don't mind him he is just pulling the pork

by Jesus juice 420 January 20, 2017

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Pulling a barcic

disguising yourself as an elven warrior, building an army of cats, and attacking the local recreation center.

Did you see sean run by with all those cats? ...yeah man, he's totally pulling a barcic.

by elvenwarrior June 12, 2011

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Pulling a Kira

Faking anxiety in order to manipulate others

"Wow shes pulling a kira"

by justabrownbuywithdreams January 6, 2021

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Pulled a "Janaka"

To call back within 10 working days, after leaving a position of employment, and ask for your job back.

Fred pulled a "Janaka" and is coming back to work.

by petyor February 21, 2022

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Pulling a Tankcommader

When everyone blames you for everything because your life is a failure.

Why is Ethan so sad? Because he is pulling a tankcommader .

by Cekidor June 15, 2017

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Pull an HBO

When you exit a relationship at its peak in order to avoid all the bad things associated with the downfall of a relationship. It may also be used to stay friends after a relationship.

"I can't believe Joe and Jill broke up! I thought they were so happy!!!"
"Yea well Joe pulled an HBO, he didn't think it could get any better, he was so happy, that he wanted to break it off and stay friends with Jill."

"Jen, I need to put an end to this great relationship and pull an HBO. Friends forever, right?"

by B.Evan.B January 15, 2008

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