The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.
To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.
by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006
Get the pink smelly hammer mug.Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.
Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.
by cAcaNOClouds August 12, 2013
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by IrafasW December 22, 2019
Get the National Pink Day mug.I put on Strawberry Alarm Clock's "Incense and Peppermints" but it has a Pink Floyd pause so I thought my phone had frozen.
by big daddy flim January 29, 2023
Get the Pink Floyd pause mug.When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.
Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.
Steve: No shit?
Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.
Steve: No shit?
Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.
by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022
Get the Colombian Pink Eye mug.He thought it was SOOO funny to give me a hot air biscuit. So I surprised the shit out of him when I loaded up a pink air biscuit for him to enjoy. I jammed it under his nose and said "Sniff this Bubba". I know mine smelt better than his did. Then I fucked his brains out.
by Ronald Byrd January 9, 2019
Get the Pink Air Biscuit mug.A little SKINNY prick that thinks he’s sick and leeches on everything and everyone, looks like a raw chicken from Tesco’s and you can nearly see through
by Veryha December 26, 2022
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