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purple saxophone

When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.
Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm
by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016
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purple snot

Someone who is a witch (non-magical version), lies, and someone who suffers from O.C.B.D. (Obsessive Cumpulsive Boyfriend Disorder)
"Yes, she used to be my friend, but then she turned into a purple snot."
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend
by SammyDev March 31, 2010
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Purple

A color made by mixing the colors blue and red.
Purple is also the color of a guy
1: Hi! What color is my shirt? I am colorblind.
2:Purple.
by you_R_cool November 29, 2022
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A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
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Purple liner

When you have to take your partner to the ER because they are imploding from the inside. Usually do to bad tacos, this is not a form of food poisoning but instead a side effect of ending for more than 2 years.
Kobe had a purple liner with Ilya the other day. It was so scary
by Thunder m0nkey April 27, 2024
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The Purple Hallway

The Purple Hallway is one of the three hallways. It houses numerous peoples, the two most notable being the group of meme lords guarding the entrance to the dungeon, and PDROPH. The hallway is often visited by the Arson Gang.
A: Let's eat lunch in the Purple Hallway today.

B: But what about those PDROPH weirdoes?

A: Just ignore them!
by myopiniondoesn’tcount May 21, 2020
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Purple Kiss

a fucking underrated k-pop group that needs more attention

fandom name: plory
plory: "hey, have you heard of purple kiss?"
non fan: "no, what is it?"
plory: "well, purple kiss is simply one of the best k-pop groups on this planet."
by https.minho.ca June 16, 2024
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