A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse
by Movas November 03, 2022
I gave her the Mike Tyson
by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017
by mike is a bitchassnigger December 08, 2008
A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.
by ImALasagnaHog November 08, 2020
Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 05, 2018
Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK
by Vaginas are gross August 05, 2022
by Ronald Diaz March 18, 2014