word to your mother

I learned that this phrase came at a time when Bill Gates was introducing the first version of Microsoft Office. In fact he first said "Excel to your mother" but that did not catch on. He did try "PowerPoint to your mother" but that was a dismal failure. The change to "Word to your mother" somehow caught on and when a friend asked him about word processing because the friend's mom was behind the times as a secretary and needed help.

When asked what should I buy mom for Christmas. My dad said "WORD TO YOUR MOTHER" It did not work out really well because she did not have a computer.

by The Bulldg November 9, 2015

your brother is a mother

rarest condition that makes your brother a mother

me:Your mom gay

carl:your granny is a tranny

me:your sister is a mister

carl:your dad is LESBIAN

me:your brother is a MOTHER

carl;Explodes

by Ugly-damian May 11, 2018

Ur brother a mother

Worse Than Ur mum gay ur dad lesbian ur granny tranny ur grandpap trap and your sister a mister anyone who uses this insult is considered a godlike being and the lerson you use it against gets sucked into a black hole

Frank: Ur mum gay

Steve: ur dad lesbian
Frank:ur granny tranny
Steve:ur grandpap trap

Frank: ur sister a mister

Steve: dont make me do it frank
Frank:do it pussy
Steve:ur brother a mother

*steve becomes new god while frank is getting turned inside -out in a black hole*

by ThotAyer May 16, 2018

Mother Ellise

Mother Ellise is the mom's friend who adopts every object, person, and animal she sees. She also says some very out-of-pocket stuff occasionally, but don't be afraid to give her a high-five. She also gives the patented "Mother Ellise Handshake" which comes in all forms.

"What the crap mother ellise?" or, "She just pulled a Mother Ellise"

by Mother of Snakes November 17, 2022

Mother

Short for meth lover

I suck on mother’s bitty for crack

by Tumour May 13, 2021

mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

by anflade December 2, 2017

Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025