Kevin

A man with a medium sized wiener. Not tiny , but definitely not big. Nothing too impressive, but in most scenarios, it can get the job done.

“I heard you hooked up with Kevin, how was it?”

“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”

by ShartSimpsonJr November 23, 2021

Kevin

Please stop posting screenshots of your name to Instagram FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

My Instagram stories are getting Kevin’d so hard right now.

by Thwip Thwip November 23, 2021

Kevin

A Kevin is a one-of-a-kind individual. Funny and relaxed, they can bring a sense of calm to an infuriating session. They often enjoy long workout sessions where they watch the other person do all of the work and even take great pleasure in the physical torture of the person doing the workout. Kevins understand that this fact is rarely missed by the person doing the working out, and Kevins tolerate items being thrown at them in protest, they are very giving like that.

Kevins are witty and fun, often providing the best banter and comebacks, can keep you laughing forever!! Kevins also enjoy it when people are stuck in the classroom and unable to leave with long drives home: Kevins can provide plenty of jokes and heat to any situation.

Kevins are PROS when it comes to handling stubborn, willful people! Rarely surprised and unmoved by any display of obstinance (probably because he enjoys tormenting so much), you can trust your stubbornness to a Kevin, guaranteed!

Despite a head-turning ability, Kevins always remain humble. Always imitated, never duplicated...never miss an opportunity to get to know a Kevin.

Look at that amazing Kevin!

by what is a ? May 25, 2022

Kevin G.O

A really popular freshman (at this time) at school who could drop a pencil and suddenly there’s a religion based on it.

Hey do you know who Kevin G.O is? No? Uncultured swine

by Moonwolfstar February 18, 2018

Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd likes to complain because the only food available onboard, was 'gourmet sandwiches,' and no hot meals.

'I like to order a 4 legged chicken, waiter. They're very popular here in Asia stated Kevin Rudd

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020

kevin things

Random activities. Usually described as redneckish, childish, or white people-ish

Oh dont mind him, hes just doing kevin things

by Kevin's Dank Meme Shop May 31, 2017

Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.

Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019