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Red Ring of Death

The AIDS of the Xbox 360. Anyone who so proudly got a 360 when it came out has most likely subcum to this deadly disease. Newer versions of the Xbox 360 are less likely to have this but please seek medical attention if your 360 is showing signs.
Dude, what happened?" "My Xbox got Red Ring of Death." "It'll all be okay man.
by DCchick December 21, 2010
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Australian Death Grab

grabbing a woman by the crotch until she:
A) showers you with kisses, or
B) showers you with punches.
I've only been able to pull off the Australian Death Grab twice ... both times at frat parties.
by UCLAcrewDude February 29, 2004
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Sudden Net Death

The unexpected, often shocking event of being instantly terminated by someone you romantically met on the net. Usually involves other party changing email address or chat room handle without notice.
I chatted with this chick for 6 months, I really thought I met the right girl. One night I told her I worked at Walmart and never heard from her again. I was like sudden net death.
by CalFord July 15, 2009
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Mexican Death Spiral

(1) A condition that describes the complete shut down of traffic in the leftmost lanes of a multiple lane two-way street in which opposing lanes of traffic are separated by a median or neutral ground. In a Mexican Death Spiral, the first car car heading in one direction attempts to turn left across the median and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. Another car heading in the opposite direction also attempts to turn left across the same meridian and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. The death spiral is complete when additional cars stop behind the earlier stopped cars such that neither of the first cars can turn left because the path is now blocked by the subsequent stopped cars that have left no gap to cross.

(2) A situation that has come to an irreversible standstill, typically on internet message boards by two forum trolls clogging up the thread with their own tangential argument.
(1) Q: What took you so long to get here?

A: There was a Mexican Death Spiral at Carrollton Avenue that had traffic backed up for 10 minutes.

(2) Thanks PosterA and PosterB for causing yet another Mexican Death Spiral.
by Denman Cinqueports March 29, 2010
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Final throws of death

While playing Halo Matchmaking and your just about to die, so you start wildly throwing grenades out in a futile attempt to kill your attacker, even though you know it will never work.
Dude, ninjameister348 started throwing frags everywhere when I stuck him with a plasma grenade. I guess he was in his final throws of death.
by fluffypat14 July 19, 2010
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Chinese Death Grip

When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.
Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!
by JesusFish666 July 28, 2010
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Blue Cloud of Death

Refers to the potential failure of a cloud computing network.
Google experienced a massive blue cloud of death yesterday that shutdown 10 million subscribers of their G-storage service.
by sweets1970 April 5, 2009
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