Boner Blockers

A very tight pair of underwear for men that prevent a male from getting a full erection

This girl had on some tight yoga pants at the gym , I couldn't take my eyes off of dat ass. I was getting horny and didn't have boner blockers on so I had to get out of there quick!

by Jba000HD December 14, 2016

Halloween Boner

When a woman or man gets turned on by a woman/man's Halloween costume.

You see her costume? I definitely have a Halloween boner.

by justdoit612 October 10, 2015

Jesus Boner

A boner so holy that divine light is shed upon it and a choir of alter boys sing in the background. Morning wood becomes morning good.

That hoe got the Jesus Boner, nah mean?
(The choir passes in a catholic bus)

by Narcoleptic Cactus June 16, 2018

Jesus Boner

Literally jesus’s holy erected dick

“Damn, he has a jesus boner there.”

by DickSucka69 March 05, 2018

Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.

"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"

by TheBonePolice January 09, 2019

Boner Killer

9/10 math teachers and English teachers

Damn dude, my math teacher, Mrs. Bowman, is such a boner killer

by Cum is stored in your mother April 21, 2022

Rona Boner

When you get Covid after fucking someone who was positive to Covid when you fucked them.

1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid”
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.

by Yaki_Nori July 01, 2022