Kanye Boner

The boner one gives himself when he thinks about how good he banged that chick last night, last week... a year ago

Mate massive Kanye boner right now , I’m so good at fucking

by Justjump2012 August 24, 2017

boner beard

A mans pubic hair.

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.

by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018

Boner Storage

A place where a man parks his penis for an extended period of time.

I’ve been with my current boner storage for a few years and I am considering proposing.

What are the rates on your boner storage?

by Transfender April 8, 2021

boner pilot

Sort of like autopilot but when a guy gets horny with a girl and loses any sense of conscious thought and thinks with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, last night Johnny was on Boner Pilot for ours whole date. 😒

by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016

Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on

Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner

by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019

Boner City

When you're horny and ready to fuck, you're in Boner City.

"If she keeps dancing like that, I'm gonna head straight for Boner City"

by Jerrz03 September 12, 2020

Stank boner

When you get a boner in yo pants then when you pull it out yo shit be stank.

Lamar- finna jerk off my dick. ah fuck my dick smell so good rn my shit smell like boo boo.

Jerome- *walks in Lamar’s room* euhhhh lil nigga got a stank boner! Yo Shit smell like ass bruh 😂 lil nigga go wash yo dick in da bathtub shit nasty asf.

by Crackheadniggerpenis October 9, 2022