Clout Boner

When someone feels an urge to do something that will give them social status. Similar to a watering mouth after smelling food, a clout boner comes after a realization of a clout-giving opportunity.

Guy 1: My parents are gone this week and I’m gonna throw a sick rager and invite Jessica and her popular friends
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner

by daddyjacuebo February 6, 2019

Boner Bout

When you have an unnaturally long-lasting boner.

Dude, I don't know if I can go to work today, I've got a nasty Boner Bout going on.

by Slippery Wibbler November 8, 2017

Boner wrecker

A romance/sex movie, hentai, or porno that is so bad or disturbing you don't get a boner or you stop having one during one or more of the parts that are bad.

Friend 1: So what did you think of 50 Shades of Grey?
Friend 2: It was the worst boner wrecker I have ever seen so far.

by mintwo February 28, 2016

Stub-Boner

A boner that will not go away until it is rubbed out. A very stubborn Boner.

"Man I've been having a Stub-Boner all class....... I can't wait too get home and spank this monkey."

by Tobin Rawlins June 18, 2013

Guitar boner

To see or hear a guitar and get a boner (if the guitarist is male it is not gay)

Shit man I get a huge guitar boner every time I hear that song

by Saxthot January 26, 2018

Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019

Rona Boner

When you get Covid after fucking someone who was positive to Covid when you fucked them.

1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid”
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.

by Yaki_Nori June 30, 2022