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Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
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Getting jacked off in the bathroom of a public space by an older man who resembles former two-time United States Attorney General William Barr.
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Bar

Bar is to be a lover and at the same time an impressive pussy licker. Bar is not just a word with 3 letters, Bar is personality itself. Is to care about someone you love eventhough shes not want to fuck with you.
He was such a perfect bar yesterday, he was so

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