fruit salad

my all of my friends are queer/fruity! literally a fruit salad!!
by aleztify May 25, 2022
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fruit salad

wine or alcohol mixed with weed or other cannabinoids
i drank fruit salad, it was a wild ride, i saw ponies having large jaws, a spiral, and grass that were alive
by mamoudzu January 01, 2025
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fruit salad

yummy yummy
Friend 1: ayyy you got a fruit salad?

Friend 2: yea *continues to put a fish in blender*
by grenpiss26 January 22, 2021
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fruit salad

or fruit salad bar or salad bar
military slang for the many ribbons worn on the lapel of a service uniform
Did you see that General's fruit salad bar? Impressive!
by timmmmber January 24, 2025
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salad bum

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum
Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy
by LewisJepson September 20, 2010
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Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.
"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."
by Section A December 17, 2013
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Spicy salad toss

The action of getting your Anus orally stimulated while simultaneously having alcohol spit into the rectum
Last night was crazy, I got drunk as fuck during a spicy salad toss
by Spicy salad tosser July 24, 2021
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