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Waffle Maker 300

by woah 101 September 30, 2020
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Waffle

An identification, like pan (pancake) but instead waffle. If you identify as a waffle it can mean what ever you want and you can like whoever you want and be whoever you want as long as you don’t harm others or make other

uncomfortable.
Me: I identify as a Waffle
Person: cool...... what does that mean
by Amelia turtle December 4, 2020
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waffling

To waffle: to leave an impression on the face or body such as a waffel iron makes on a pancake.
He slammed into the chain link fence so hard it left a waffel on him.

When she awoke from her nap she had a waffle mark from the mat on her face.

She sat on his face till it waffeled her butt.
by Yonder August 24, 2004
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Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.
I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.
by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011
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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
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Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011
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Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”
by Gspspinone January 11, 2023
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