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theoretical virgin

Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.
1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.

2. George: So did you finally get laid?

Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to

George: Damn that sucks.

Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009
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Virgin

Virgin - rian
by Osama_binladen August 12, 2021
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Virgin

Ninja is a virgin

He walks like one

While peggy is a fucking unit chad
He walks like one
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Virgin

A term for a lesser member of society, meaning “loser” or “freak” rather than its usual definition.
“DudeI just finished One Piece
Oh my god you’re such a virgin”

“Help me I have no drip”
“No drip = Virgin.”

“I’m a huge anime fan!”
“You mean virgin.”

“I get bullied”
“Bro it’s because ur a virgin”
by stecin3729 August 5, 2023
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Swiss Virginity

You know when you've kinda had sex bur you're still a virgin? That's Swiss Virginity.
by Colonelboardgames April 30, 2020
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bush virginity

the state of never having had jump into a bush while drunk.
someone who has never lost their bush virginity is called a 'bush virgin'.
Friend 1: a lot of drunk people jump into bushes, its normal. you're just a bush virgin.
Friend 2: i wanna lose my bush virginity
by YourSenpaiWaifu August 10, 2021
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Virgin Wyatt

Being a Virgin and addicted to anime girls with dicks and porn on a daily basis
Trent:You saw christian discord!

Cage: yeah he's definitively a Virgin Wyatt
by erex111 May 23, 2022
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