Me.
My immaginary "friend":Dude,i got laid yesterday! You're never gonna get pussy like me dude.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.
by LOLCAT24 August 27, 2018
Get the Virginmug. by Big man will October 9, 2021
Get the giga virginmug. Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.
I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.
by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022
Get the therapy virginmug. A lovely azure blue non-alcoholic beverage of ginger beer, lime juice, dash of bitters, and raspberry syrup. Served in a clear barrel glass. Co-created in Novato, CA on 7/2/25.
by Duchess Mermaid July 5, 2025
Get the Virgin Mulemug. 
1. A virgin who is unattractive.
2. An objectively unattractive person who you would still go out with.
2. An objectively unattractive person who you would still go out with.
dude 1: hey man, check that out
dude 2: oh, wow
dude 1: I hear she's a virgin
dude 2: yea, a forty cent virgin
dude 1: you'd still hit
dude 2: you know it, brother
dude 2: oh, wow
dude 1: I hear she's a virgin
dude 2: yea, a forty cent virgin
dude 1: you'd still hit
dude 2: you know it, brother
by jayg244 October 3, 2025
Get the forty cent virginmug. 
Get the mega epic virginmug.