ur mom

the woman that birthed you and helped bring you into this world.

Kyle: Bro ur so ugly and annoying
Bob: Ur mom dude

by urmadda October 12, 2022

ur mom

A phrase used by young adults. It is very addicting and is used in most sentences or as they call it “comebacks”. It is used in all conversations.

“Hey how was your day?”
“Ur mom”

“What are you doing during recess?”

“Ur mom”

by UWUbakabaddie_x November 30, 2021

Ur girfriend a bell end

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.

James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.

by OldBucketOfNachos June 9, 2018

Ur mom

Usually gay or one of ur friends fuccd her it’s ur mom

Friend: Dude ur mom was really tight last night
You: Bro so was urs I’m so glad she’s gay

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.

Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*

by alien_god May 11, 2018

Ur mom

A wierd kid trying to insult u or just trying to be cool

Me: hey!

That wierd kid: Ur mom

Me:well okay?

by Fiszty September 12, 2022

Ur mom

The thing everybody says when no one can think of any rational answers. So fuck.
Anything can be attacked with ur mom. So if you see it coming. Don’t.

Ur mom gey

Ur mom fat
Ur mum.. is ur mum?
Ur mum old
Ur mum is a dad
Ur mum eats lasagna

by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019