Twat

A generally unlikable person who repeatedly does stupid or cringy things

Lewis makes tik toks about his mental health like he is special, Lewis is a twat

by Leeshai Baker July 24, 2021

Twat Snockle

Someone who is taking too long at their position.

I can’t believe the customer is still drinking their Spanish coffee 45 minutes after we closed. What a Twat Snockle

by Cinnaright January 21, 2023

TWAT

derogatory acronym for a group of stupid females: These Women Aren't Thinkers

"Hey did you see Star Jones & Whoopi Goldberg on the View this week?"

"Yeah... talk about TWAT"

by Rod Dingo October 14, 2009

twat

a twat is someone who tells the whole world he is a best seller when he has only sold about 30 books

Richard James Rogers is a twat.

by Jean-Pierre Le Roux May 30, 2020

twat plop

When a girl does the action of a teabag on someones head.

Jennifer told jason that she was gonna give him a twat plop if he fell asleep.

by jarhead9 January 17, 2010

knob twat

Knob Twat - someone who is a complete dick and cunt at the same time.

Can also be a fucking big Knob twat

See that guy over there? He is the biggest knob twat I’ve ever met.

by Cheekygirl69 September 10, 2018

twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.

"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."

by omega_pulse October 5, 2013