An older, hairless flamboyant gay bald man. Their wrinkly neck folds and open mouth define the turtle-esque appearance.
As he aged, Chuck began to resemble a flamboyant hairless turtle in appearance, which prompted the gays to call him Franklin the Turtle.
by Tofu Queen March 20, 2024
Get the Franklin the turtlemug. Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell
by Healefty November 26, 2017
Get the Turtle neckingmug. Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
Get the Turtle Dickmug. by vogonalover May 19, 2014
Get the Turtle nutsmug. Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.
No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?
by LtChaser December 14, 2021
Get the turtle beefmug. GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE
by Adan Chi November 10, 2018
Get the TURTLEmug. (n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.
I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.
by firecracker4u July 16, 2017
Get the thirsty turtlemug.