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Gazal Toe

A Gazal toe is a genetic deformity inherited at birth. A sign of wisdom, the Gazal toe has been the subject of juvenile bullying for hundreds of years, the first documented Gazal toe was seen on one of the more famous Palestinians of history, a man called Christ...Jesus Christ. As said in the 23rd Revelation of the Bible (only found in the premium edition) "The Gazal toe, gift of god, that of a prophet, will bring wisdom to said receiver, one with a Gazal toe shall not receive gods love, rather one with a Gazal toe is god" Jesus was said to have been loved because of his, but with great love, come hate (newtons third law). Recent study's have shown that a Gazal toe carries brain tissue which is 38 times more dense with neurons than regular head placed brains, this means one with such a 'deformity' is actually blessed with wisdom which regular muggles are not. In conclusion, Gazal toes are a sacred blessing and you should be grateful is you are blessed with one.
Wow, look at Ash's sweaty little Gazal Toe

Hey Sami, can i please lick your Gazal Toe next? I've been waiting a whole hour!!
by touchofawoman July 24, 2023
mugGet the Gazal Toemug.

toe lord

the meaning by which you call someone if they like or is erected by toes.
Did you hear about Jeffery, i heard he was a toe lord.
by JuiceRiva November 2, 2018
mugGet the toe lordmug.

bow bear toe

bobby canales's camel toe
Check this out guys my bow bear toe!
by Adrian E Juarez March 27, 2011
mugGet the bow bear toemug.

Toe Milk

During sex, when you massage her tits with your toes until they squirt
Damn girl that was a fuck ton of toe milk
by Poop eater and toe lover June 27, 2021
mugGet the Toe Milkmug.

toe play

Playing with ur toes and type shit
by WorldsOfWords November 28, 2023
mugGet the toe playmug.

Smurph Toe

A form of the foot condition "Neuroma".
Brian was having significant pain in his right foot, leading him to be concerned that he had a bad case of the Smurph Toe.
by Jon W. Baltimore January 22, 2014
mugGet the Smurph Toemug.

Toes

Toes are some mother fucking delicious flaps of meat on your feet...
Juvantes toes are fucking delicious
by Mycatgavemeaids January 11, 2019
mugGet the Toesmug.

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