Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female

I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.

by Fenksikas October 27, 2022

Wedge salad

A drinking game, popular at Georgetown Prepatory school in the 80’s, where a naked women is propped upside down, with her legs in a ‘wedge’ shape, stuffed with bacon lardons, then slathered in ‘blue cheese dressing’

Yo! I heard Bart and Squi played wedge salad with Katie at Beach Week!

by TotesVerified November 3, 2018

pepper your salad

To masturbate.

"Hey, Tim, do you pepper your salad?"
"Yeah, dude, I masturbate daily."

by Pikachu, M. Meow December 28, 2015

Salad

Leaf Lettuce

Son: Ain't this what you roll up Dad
Dad: hehehe saladdd

by Purrrrrrrrrrrrr February 6, 2022

Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019

Tossing the "side" salad

This is when you toss the salad of a midget.

So I was tossing the "side" salad last night and what do you know, Wizard of Oz came on the TV right after.

by Obama4life June 20, 2018

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023