One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024

hypotenuse leg

When proving two right triangles congruent, is when both have a congruent corresponding leg and hypotenuse. Also referred to as the ASS (or SSA) thereom.

"Did you hear? Peter got detention for calling the hypotenuse leg thereom the ASS thereom."
"Good, Peter's a fucking nerd"

by grzegorzbrzenczyszczykiewicz November 12, 2023

My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018

Leg Head

A stupid ass bitch, who is very lazy. You can use this word for insults, but maybe don’t tell them the meaning.

“Hey leg head!”
“Oh hi! What does that mean?”
“Stupid ass bitch who is lazy!”
“WHAT!”

by JellyCreamBun June 20, 2020

Legs toe

a distortion of the phrase "Lets go!"

it is used when something nice happens in a game or something

person 1: no way i got this 6 star character in cunt wars
person 2: yo really? legs toe dude
person 1: legs toe indeed

by THEschlong( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 6, 2021