beat her mouth up

to have a girl suck your dick

Man, you shoulda seen me dawg. I beat her mouth up!!!

by Actin a Straight Fool!!! May 27, 2008

BEAT ME DADDY EIGHT TO THE BAR

30's, 40's phrase used on an uptempo dance tune, as a command to the rhythm section (the drummer is "daddy" as in "daddy-o") to emphasize 8 beats to every bar of music, giving it a feel of doubletime (as opposed to 4 to a bar)

a command used by the singer to go to doubletime, such as after a chorus, to shout "beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!"

by msellberg April 14, 2005

Skeet skeet beat my meat

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

Beat it like it owes me money

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

philly beat off

Mostly it's an act of being a gay lonely adult male from Philadelphia PA with bad memory who plays with little boys in a bedroom all day every day, mostly.

They mostly do the philly beat off together on a daily basis, mostly.

by anorexic body builder August 16, 2010

Stays a beat too long

To remain in a general area long after your assistance is no longer required, needed.

"You know, after Bill fixes my computer, he hangs around long after the problem is fixed. That dude always stays a beat too long."

by CollieK February 3, 2010

Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018