A people who usually go by the name of Jordan and they love suckin on Schawarma all over Australia. THey are of lebonese decent and think they are top shit because they bought a sports car on 100% finance.
I hate that cunt Jordan, Lets call him Air Jordan Vun cuz hes a lil lebo fucker. No racism allowed tho.
by SibuSisu_Fried_Chicken May 9, 2023
Get the AIR JORDAN VUNmug. Jordan is a guy who keeps to his self and is generally a quiet kid. He’s kinda shy at first but once you see the real Jordan you can’t un see it. Jordan is funny, intelligent, smart, and pretty attractive. He doesn’t have many friends but appreciates the ones he has. Jordan has always kinda had a girl best friend and boy best friend. But he has always had trouble realizing that his girl “friend” is very attracted to him and really cares about him. Jordan is genuinely a amazing person and friend.
by anonymous April 11, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by Apacho January 2, 2025
Get the Michael Jordanmug. Junkie-fein
by Optimusprimeo June 13, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan’s are the sexiest people you’ll ever meet. They have the biggest dick and get the most pussy in the world. They are easy to get attracted too as soon as you see them. They are extremely outgoing and don’t give that much of a fuck what’s happening. They have the most incredible eyes.
by Jam_Fam_JQ November 18, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. 1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
Them: What happened between you and Jordan?
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
by The one girl who died May 2, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."
Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"
Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"
Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2025
Get the Every Jordan Peterson Videomug.