Me:She liked it when i gave her that Swedish cookie cutter!
Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?
Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved
Friend: ???
Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?
Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved
Friend: ???
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well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles
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These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.
In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.
In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.
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Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
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