Color Me Purple

When you want the conversation to have a nice bow tied at the end and you're not sure how to end it.

"I have a cool car"
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."

by bbwwoo June 9, 2024

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purple sidewalk

really annoying person. used as a code word a person you are with so they wont know what your talking about.

ugh michelle, purple sidewalk!
i know! more like purple road.

by linzmoose June 18, 2008

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In my youth i would, from time to time, sneak a peek into my pops jak-mag Warchest to look at all the furry bushed, college Cheerleaders of the Pack 10 (Picture 80's cut vaginas and Neon color Fanny Packs, everybody )It was durring this period in my life when i got my first glimpse of a strippers butt hole, SO close and out of focus was the picture in fact that it Had to have been from the Cocks's POV. Now maybe it was the way they developed the film, OR maybe the girl who was ATTACHED to this pretty little butt-hole im tellin ya about had just done a THREE HOUR shoot sittin' on a block of ice in a meat locker prior to the one i was then lookin at, but for whatever reason this girls butt-hole was now, and FOREVER, my new favorite shade of puffy purple , bout the size of an American nickle ( Nickle Guage 😆) Hence i coined the phrase "Purple Nickle "

Beads of sweat glistened as they ran down the spoked channels of her hungry Purple Nickle like molten iron in a foundry. .

by Crudeoilinkstain September 14, 2016

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Purple tits

What happens to one's (usually a woman's) breasts when the circulation to/mostly from them is restricted.

I get purple tits after I tie my tits off with pantyhose or put rubber bands around them.

by peeholepenny October 21, 2019

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purple pill content

It’s not Red Pill drama or Blue Pill comfort, it’s the better third path.
Purple Pill is about knowing the truth, keeping your freedom, and doing life your own way.
It’s choosing what feels right for you, breaking the rules without being messy, and turning knowledge into fun, fearless action. Basically, it’s living your best life while staying woke and cute.
Created by philosopher/ scientist.

“ Did you see that post @firesugar dropped on TikTok about Purple Pill content? It’s literally so woke and way smarter than any of the Red Pill or Blue Pill stuff. it’s giving full freedom, full vibes, full glow-up energy.”

by yabitchwhoknows September 28, 2025

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