What the Fart?

A term to replace "What the Fuck?" when an unknown farter rips one in a large group, and you can't figure out who it was.

Steve- ::farts::
Jill- What the fart?

by KayX3Kickazz December 30, 2008

Fart Cancer

1)A feeling of queasiness or nausea brought on as a result of someones horrible smelling gas. Under normal conditions is usually non-fatal.

"My friends fart smelled so bad, it gave me fart cancer"

by Dr. Hoo Flung Pu May 22, 2009

Camel fart

An unfiltered, bare-ass fart; without the normal filtration provided by underwear, boxers, pants, etc.

I jumped out of the shower, and ripped a camel fart before I had a chance to put any clothes on.

by Engr Budgie January 23, 2010

Fart On Boobies

The act of releasing ones built up flatulence upon a set of woman's breasts.

Kyle enjoys a good fart on boobies.

Brittany loves to have two hundred pound bottoms release pent up gaseous fumes upon her breasts.

Little Tommy Farted on big Janeqiuas black boobs.

I just farted on my girlfreinds boobies, and it knocked her out.

by YNNV8V August 4, 2011

fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

furry fart

A vaginal Quief. Can also be referred to as a "vart", or a "pussy fart".

After having mind blowing sex Mary let out a loud and long furry fart then sat back contentedly.

by Mr. Dingles June 15, 2008

Yankee fart

A fart than unintentionally and most unfortunately turns into a wet shit-in-the-pants. Better known as a "shart" or a "spoonful of juice".

I blew a yankee fart on the 6th tee and had to run into the woods to jettison my soiled underwear.

by Vitale March 18, 2006