A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created
by Captain mermaid man February 27, 2021
Get the Provolone sausagemug. When a girl purposely goes on date with a guy with the intention to have sex with him. She goes on the date so as to appear not to be "too loose" or "forward" so that the guy won't get the wrong impression of her and so that she doesn't get a bad reputation. In reality, though, she only wants his hot body.
by seijaku April 17, 2013
Get the Sausage Datemug. A Dirty sausage is when you shove shit in a woman's vagina and then start inserting your sausage in there.
by DirtySausagemilkshake December 19, 2024
Get the Dirty Sausagemug. Someone who is being silly/stupid/over sensitive but not in a way that they’re being a dick. Normally because they’ve taken something you’ve said the wrong way.
by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020
Get the Sausagemug. As you are fornicating with a wonderful, beutiful woman on the kitchen, you pull out, casually reach down, grab a packet of chilli powder and dust liberally before putting it back in.
by Wowthatsalottadamage November 7, 2019
Get the Firey sausagemug. Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️
by Jimmy BudthugN01 84 AOMB May 3, 2024
Get the Sausage Walletmug. 