Tom

Tom is an amazing person. He is funny and loves saying... LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Person 1: Who is saying LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 2: It's got to be tom
Person 1: He is amazing

by #purplepeopleeater November 18, 2021

Tom

Absolute simp who out there saving these hoes that will never reciprocate his perversive lust. A master of back and forth hand action never before seen.

tom said he'd be on tonight but I guess he's got other plans

by MaryBal January 1, 2020

Tom Davy

Tom Davy is a B-Tec version of Jonny Ashworth.

Ayo that aint Jonny Ashworth. Thats Tom Davy. Hes shit.

by AtomicNerd June 22, 2021

Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.

"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

TOM FRY

A sex god with a huge cock.

also a skinny queen

oi oi that fellas a huge TOM FRY

by cockzilla loves penis May 6, 2021

Tom

Tom is a boy who loves to swim he is nice funny and loves his family. He a loving person.

#tom #hot #loving #swimmer

by Hihihu January 14, 2018

William Gregory Tom

The WHITEST MAN know to human kind, his pronouns he/him, he has the whitest skin and is very racist . And in his free time he likes playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

"That fucker is a real William Gregory Tom, he hates the blacks!"

by ShitFucker2009 May 19, 2024