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Closet Tosser

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.
Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?

Jenny: No! That's disgusting!

Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
by J. Bloom May 13, 2014
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cup toss

The act of throwing one Dixie cup into another, using spins and tricks
Man you play some good cup toss
by jdizzleroy April 6, 2014
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towel-toss

Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.
That guy I just fingered looked pretty hot laying on my bed as I did the towel-toss.
by upwithbuck April 20, 2014
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Caesar Tossed Salad

When during the process of "tossing a salad", the receiver of the salad tossing forces out a shart into the mouth of the salad tosser.
She was starting to enjoy dining in until she tried my Caesar Tossed Salad.
by BKees May 11, 2015
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banana tosser

Someone who Jacks off 2 or more men at a time
by Xx__pussyDestroter__xX July 28, 2015
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Triangle Toss

3 people engaging in eating ass. Hence "tossing salads".
I declined a triangle toss last night, I think I made the right choice....
by matt.meower October 24, 2015
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shoulder toss

When your tounge gets tired so you use your should to finsh.
My tounge was so tired I had to shoulder toss that puss
by Khalifaakk September 15, 2016
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