(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.
Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
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Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.
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