When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

Moon watcher

Another term for a fucking nigger

This moon watcher was a faggot

by Whitexxbrownies June 2, 2018

moon jug

A large mug of blue moon beer served by a busty beautiful barmaid or bartender

"Damn look at her....that's all the reason I need to order moon juggs all night"

by The___LB____ October 7, 2020

International Yell At The Moon Day

A holiday in which you can, without consequence, shout vulgarities at the moon.

International Yell At The Moon Day takes place on November 14th.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

I'm gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.

"You're so annoying! I'm gonna punt you to the moon!"

by Misinformation January 2, 2024

Moon Gooning

Similar to gooning;

Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.

Often completed in groups.

Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.

Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.

Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!

by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023

moon shart

After participating in anal sex as the receiving party, you have an ass full of cum from rawdogging it, and later while nude, you shart the cum onto a dark colored wall preferably black or navy blue, and the cum looks like a night sky

Gurl i swear i can see orions belt in that moon shart

by Succesipie July 2, 2023