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White Dress Snow Ball

A variation of the traditional show ball. When you let a guy cum in your mouth, pretend to brush your teeth, go to you parent's house for three days before the wedding, show up at the wedding, and when the priest says "you may kiss the bride," you spit he cum back into their mouth during the kiss. Bonus points if they cum in their pants.
Last weekend I married the love of my life and she White Dress Snow Balled me. She really gave me a mouthful!
by SCR69 December 23, 2023
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snow white chimp

It is derogatory response to "black monkey" meant for white folks
We are from the jungle, but your snow white chimp
by MEDDY April 11, 2025
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snow

To talk bollocks to fool people.
"Woah that guy was really snowed, he had no idea who you reallly were!"
by 2eu2 February 4, 2021
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Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014
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Sami Snow Goggles

A sexual act in which you give someone a Spartan Mask and proceed to fountain cum on their face
Yeah, i didn't have much spare time at the end of the day so i gave her Sami Snow Goggles in her A-frame and ran to the Beast and Boar for dinner.
by Flibbo Jibbo III October 5, 2025
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Snow Bunion

Those little, hard, dirty bits of snow and ice that collect along the side of a plowed road.
I like to swerve and run over snow bunions, when I'm bored.
by The Glunk January 1, 2012
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snow blower

When a guy dips his dick in water and freezes it. Then a girl gives him a blowjob.
My girlfriend burnt her tongue. So she gave me a snow blower.
by carveaham March 7, 2015
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