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Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating, your gonna become Kevin"
by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
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kevin

kevin is a fat fuck
by spriinted September 9, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is just a rainbow alpaca
Kevin.
by Treeman46295 April 21, 2022
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Kevin Fuentes

A being or animal if you will that incapable of thinking with a brain, albeit the brain is smoother than his forehead.
This person is so Kevin Fuentes.
by KevinGenderFluidLover July 28, 2021
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Pulling a Kevin Spacey

Did you hear NFL coach Kevin Maxen just came out? Yeah, but who cares? He must be pulling a Kevin Spacey.
by bannedfromfacebookagain July 21, 2023
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Kevin

Girl: “Did u watch the new movie?”
Girl 2: “I did it was so kevin!”
by Wintercandyapple187 April 21, 2025
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