sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first

I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time

by master_thune February 4, 2010

Sloppy Toppy With a Twist

A kind gesture done as a form of kindness to a man

The other day Jenny gave me a Sloppy Toppy With a Twist because i took her dog to the vet.

by The true chad November 13, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

“Hey Bobby, do you want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas in the movie theatre?”

by SloppyDallas Blowjob October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob while having dip/snus in your mouth

hey girl can i have a sloppy dallas

by sloppysex29 November 17, 2020

Sloppy Johotty

An man of a mature age, (older than middle aged) who is known to be sexually active or have ejaculative problems causing them to ejaculate in their pants.

From the subberbs off the city of Sunderland, England

Hew look at that sloppy Johotty! Dirty Bast**d!

by NorthernTalk June 29, 2014

sloppy dallas

Giving someone head with a mouth full of dip

Guys , she just gave me the best sloppy dallas I've ever had

by CRUSTYONTOP October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

It's like a blowjob but with a mouth full of dip, basically it would look like a turd on your shaft.

Girlfriend: Hey babe want me to do a sloppy dallas?
Boyfriend: Hell no my dick looked like a turd for a week.

by RogueNate007 October 15, 2020