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Getting ryan Phillippe

Basically, John wick, Stallone, and Norris rolled into one. When you do push-ups you push the world down.
Timmy's getting ryan Phillippe on his ass
by Jimmy volmer October 16, 2023
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Colby Ryan Lamb

One day on his parents birthday they fucked and 9 months later Colby was born. Yes that means Colby is birthday sex. Later in his life he tried to jump up on some bleachers and fucked his nose up. At a basketball tournament when he was young he got head from his sister in their bed at the hotel. Yes little Colby is insest as fuck. Later that night his parents came back drunk and fucked while Colby had friends sleeping over. Poor Doug heard every last moan, croak of the bed, and bahhhhhh. Now Colby is a retarded p.o.s. that yells I'm moving to lusk for some weird reason everytime someone says something to him. He had a girlfriend for a long time one day Colby was licking the kitty, tounge punching the gash, eating pussy when the poor girl farted all in Colby's face and in his mouth. Now he is a broken human that has horrible fucken taste in women and never showers.
Colby Ryan Lamb is a fucken mistake.
by Robin Sanders June 1, 2018
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The Ryan Orcutt Effect

It’s when you

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa (ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Wow, the Ryan Orcutt Effect made me blow up Malaysia!!
by Saggit.Bob February 24, 2021
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the zach ryan effect

when you meet someone and they immediately develop something in the back of their mind that thinks you are hot. they will also never forget about you this way
oh yeah i met zach ryan the other day and now the zach ryan effect is taking over my head
by zacherthehacker March 13, 2022
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Nathan Ryan Lumley

Being with him just feels so right, his intelligence astounds me! He makes me so happy just by being himself, he's a color that doesn't exist, a sound that forms the perfect beat to a new hit single, he's like a delusional seasonal drink at Starbucks you look forward to every year cause you are addicted to the creamy taste when It hits your mouth, he's just everything. He's the ultimate
If you met a Nathan Ryan Lumley, don't be a whore k he's taken.

Like OMFG omf omg Nathan Ryan lumley omg starstruck sigh my ass please I'm your number one groupie uhg melting fmu fr *droool
by Thecoolestholla January 4, 2023
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RYAN DELACY SCOTT

A guy that changed my life forever, my first love, the best and nicest most genuine caring man I've ever know. I love him with all my heart. his contagious smile always makes my day so much better, and his hugs and kisses make me feel like the only girl in the world. I love you ry
RYAN DELACY SCOTT: I love you
me: I love you more
Ryan: impossible
by reeyannnn November 22, 2022
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ryan the degen gambler

ryan the degen gambler is the biggest degen
by degenlovr56 December 28, 2021
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