Reverse Russian Wackamole

Strap a woman to a ceiling fan and strip her naked. Next, climb onto a ladder that is high enough for your penis to enter the woman. Then turn the fan on and when her vagina comes your way, stick your dick in really fast and pull out before she does another rotation. Continue this until you've had your orgasm.

Wanna do the Reverse Russian Wackamole?

by NupidStigger6741 October 13, 2025

Russian breakfast

A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches

Hey man, what you got there?

It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab

by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025

Russian Body Shot

When one individual slurps the jizz from another's bellybutton.

"Russian Body Shots anybody?!"

"Jen did a Russian Body Shot off of me yesterday and I almost threw up"

"I think I have a thing for men who do Russian Body Shots"

by Dirty Deliquentes October 20, 2025

A Russian Piping

To have a pipe shoved up the asshole with little to no lubricant

Did you hear they did a Russian Piping to Vlad yesterday?

by Meutar October 22, 2025

Russian Cancer Vaccine

Oh! See? Did you round up some of those cancer resistant wolves? What about the jellyfish thing? That was it, wasn't it?

Hym "Oh! Russian cancer vaccine? See? I told you that once we get some of those cancer wolves going we would be in business."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2025

Russian Hush

The act of shitting in the open mouth of a prone person.

She wanted a Russian Hush the other night.

by GrimReaver December 5, 2025

Russian Promise

A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.

"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."

by carroarmato0 December 12, 2025