Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai

A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok

by Bob The builder March 3, 2017

wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.

Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.

by Way more jamie April 7, 2017

The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it

Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River

by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018

The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour a liquid from her boobs to her vagina and drink it

Friend:hey can you hang out
Me:no I can’t I’m about to give my girl the Mississippi River

by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018

Be a river

To go with the flow.

She said to be a river
So I went with the flow

by NightGod4514 January 8, 2019

Zory Marie Rivera

A little dyke that loves bothering someone

Zory Marie Rivera is bothering me again her little dyke ass smh

by Bigpop_wittheglock November 4, 2019

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020